Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Dear Target,

Please stop being so awesome until I am done paying off my debt and saving for the following:

1. The wedding.
2. The honeymoon.
3. My exquisitely adorable new kitchen from IKEA.

My wallet appreciates your cooperation, and I would appreciate it if you would save one of these for me and maybe mark it down by 75% once I am ready to purchase it.

All my clearance shopping love,
Mary

PS--Also you could stop charging me for parking. Seriously.

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